What’s the Dumbest Thing You’ve Done for a Crush?

There’s so many stupid things I’ve done for girls I like… I can’t even think of the worst one.

Was it when I watched a girl get completely wasted and cry to me for hours because she had an abortion then went home with another guy?

When I drove over a hundred miles to go see a girl?

When I just watched her rage out in a drunken rampage and tear my $150 shirt?

When I forgot to take my Versace blazer out of her car so her parents threw it away?

When I almost ate chicken feet just because I liked putting my head in between her bosom and could brag I was dating an import model?

When I let a girl call me twenty times in a row without telling her to just leave me the hell alone?

When I got drunk and texted her that I loved her?

When I thought my political connections were strong enough to get a trial dismissed that would force a girl to be deported, but then realizing that republicans have zero power at all in a democratic state like California?

When I planned first dates at expensive restaurants instead of just tea or coffee?

When I dropped everything I was doing, no matter how important it was, just to be by her side when something bad happened?

When I sent someone $1,100 to buy a plane ticket over, who couldn’t find the time to make the trip?

Or was it when I got a hotel room with this girl so she could kick me out of my own room then order a love kit to make me want to commit suicide?

What was the worst thing I’ve done?  I have no clue.  But I can say that these were all different women…

Originally posted on Quora.

Leonard Kim consults startups and writes books like The Etiquette of Social Media: How to Connect and Respond to Others in the World of Social Media

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