Someone on Quora asked:
I am a skinny guy (much like Shaggy in the Scooby-Doo cartoon) so does it makes my chances of being attractive to girls less?
This was my response:
I saw a picture of my girlfriend’s ex while flipping through her phone. (She handed it to me and told me to swipe left, so I did just that.) He was huge, like his arm muscles were like the size of my face. Okay, exaggerating here, but it had to be at least 2 to 2.5x the size of my arm.
I’m a skinny guy. My girlfriend ended up in a relationship with me. Then I quit smoking. After I quit smoking, I grew this big huge stomach and I think my boobs might even be bigger than my girlfriend’s now. Maybe I should click anonymous so she doesn’t read this…
So I was skinny and ended up in a relationship. But now I’m skinny fat with boobs so I don’t know what to say about that now. She says my boobs are so soft and she is happy she can cup them with her whole hand. I just say moo feed me more cupcakes and ice cream. Yummy!
Update: She just downvoted this post. D:
Originally posted on Quora.