When you realize that you can write a book on…
Wait for it…
How to Not Get Promoted at a Job at a Fortune 500 Company
And you have a full chapter list of exactly how to do it.
Chapter 1: Be Performance Driven.
Chapter 2: Outperform Everyone.
Chapter 3: Study. Be Prepared.
Chapter 4: Dress For Success.
Chapter 5: Have Confidence.
Chapter 6: Solve Problems.
Chapter 7: Be a Work Horse.
Chapter 8: Create Ambitious Goals.
Chapter 9: Show Your Ambition.
Chapter 10: Politely Make Your Voice Heard.
Chapter 11: Have Testimonials.
Chapter 12: Stay on the Radar.
Chapter 13: Avoid Gossip.
Chapter 14: Make Friends With Your Boss.
Chapter 15: Stay the Course.
Chapter 16: The Only True Way to Get Promoted at a Fortune 500 company.
Actual book coming soon.
P.S. This advice will guarantee that you will not get fired from your job, but from the last three and a half years of personal experience, I can say for certain that it sure as hell will not get you promoted.
Originally posted on Quora.