There’s so many stupid things I’ve done for girls I like… I can’t even think of the worst one.
Was it when I watched a girl get completely wasted and cry to me for hours because she had an abortion then went home with another guy?
When I drove over a hundred miles to go see a girl?
When I just watched her rage out in a drunken rampage and tear my $150 shirt?
When I forgot to take my Versace blazer out of her car so her parents threw it away?
When I almost ate chicken feet just because I liked putting my head in between her bosom and could brag I was dating an import model?
When I let a girl call me twenty times in a row without telling her to just leave me the hell alone?
When I got drunk and texted her that I loved her?
When I thought my political connections were strong enough to get a trial dismissed that would force a girl to be deported, but then realizing that republicans have zero power at all in a democratic state like California?
When I planned first dates at expensive restaurants instead of just tea or coffee?
When I dropped everything I was doing, no matter how important it was, just to be by her side when something bad happened?
When I sent someone $1,100 to buy a plane ticket over, who couldn’t find the time to make the trip?
Or was it when I got a hotel room with this girl so she could kick me out of my own room then order a love kit to make me want to commit suicide?
What was the worst thing I’ve done? I have no clue. But I can say that these were all different women…
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Originally posted on Quora.
Leonard Kim consults startups and writes books like The Etiquette of Social Media: How to Connect and Respond to Others in the World of Social Media
wow…just wow…no one has ever done anything even remotely like that for me….wow…
Well, they’re also not the smartest things I’ve done in my life either… So…