My Experience in Being in Love with a Gold Digger

Being in love with a gold digger is an interesting way to live life. I was once in love with a gold digger, my ex. She had a heart of gold. Actually wait, that seems to be phrased wrong. She wanted her heart to be made out of gold, pure gold. When we first met, … Read more

The Best Way to Impress a Girl

Two years ago, I went to an event at the Vibiana in Downtown Los Angeles. Octavio Carlin was putting on a fashion show for his brand. I went with my photographer friend Joshua Michael Shelton and we went to watch the show. It was phenomenal. Such a work of art. I love fashion shows. They just … Read more

What It Feels like to Be Poor

I’ve had a background where I’ve officially been in multiple social statuses.  I’ve had more money than I could imagine at one point.  Then, at another point, I had absolutely nothing. Actually, I’ve bounced around so many times, that I honestly don’t have the slightest clue what my social status is anymore.  I’m just going … Read more

How I Met Katy Perry

I hung out with Katheryn once.  I met her around the time when the song, I Kissed a Girl was popular.  I think that was 2008?  She was with two of my friends upstairs of Beso, Eva Longoria’s restaurant.  I think the club portion of the restaurant is called Kiss, or that’s what everyone referenced … Read more

Why You Should Brainwash Yourself with Positive Thoughts

My friend used to always say, if your brain wasn’t so dirty, it wouldn’t need to be washed! Our brains are surrounded by toxicity all day. Negative events on the news. Negative people. Negative TV shows. Negative articles on the internet. Negative parents. Negative teachers. Negative friends. Negative everything. Since everything around us is so … Read more

What It’s like to Be a Gold Digger

When I tell girls about my lifestyle, they think that I’m a gold digger. My best friend, the one who disappeared, she swears I’m the biggest gold digger in the world. Maybe I’m qualified to answer what it’s like to be a gold digger. I don’t know. I have a ton of rich friends.  Mostly male. They like to … Read more